For someone who's still clinging to their old age like it's a campaign promise—this hilarious birthday card pokes fun at aging with a bold, cartoonish nod to political drama. Featuring the infamous phrase "FAKE NEWS!" under the headline "Another year older?", it’s perfect for anyone with a sense of humor sharper than a comb-over. Send it to someone who deserves a laugh, a wink, and just a tiny reality check.