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More Appropriate Than Cake
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More Appropriate Than Cake
A dry, humorous birthday card implying the recipient would prefer a bottle of wine over birthday cake/candles; best for adults who enjoy a drink and understated humour.
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(A5) 148mm x 210mm RECOMMENDED
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